Would you like a custom painting? You've come to the right place. Give me some money, get ready to wait a super SUPER long time, and I will paint you something!
Just a few rules first:
No People Portraits. The best I can do is have a one-inch figure that may or may not vaguely resemble someone that you may or may not know.
No House Portraits. I'm going to level with you: Windows and siding are SO HARD TO PAINT!!! I can't do it anymore. I just can't.
No Cars. Watercolor and the precise lines of a vehicle do compliment each other, leading to headaches and stress and a deep disdain for the painting process. (Don't even get me started on how much I hate painting wheels!!!)
No Large-Scale Sporting Events. A couple of penguins kicking a soccer ball back and forth is fine, but please don't ask me to paint an arena full of spectators.
No Religious Stuff. It's just not my thing.
Other than that, I am pretty open. If you want your dog or cat doing something cool with other cute animals or monsters or UFOs or whatever, I am ON IT! Nudity is not a problem, male or female. Thanks!
The current wait time for a custom painting is 6 months to 2 years. It depends on the complexity of the request and how busy I am with all my art festivals.
GOUACHE PAINTINGS
4" x 6" (framed 4" x 6" $220 - $250
5" x 7" (framed 8" x 10") : $315 - $350
6" x 9" (framed 11" x 14") : $415 - $475